In the War of the Triple Alliance, Paraguay, in taking on the combined forces of Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina (on paper it never looked good) lost up to 90% of its male population. (According to John Gimlette, "Of an original population of 1,300,000, only 221,079 survived [the War of the Triple Alliance]. Of these, only 29,746 were men. Nine out of every ten men had perished.") The war is widely seen as the bloodiest in the history of the Americas, yet like most of the events that emanate from this part of the world, it is little known in Europe. If Africa, after years of neglect, has now become the cause celebre amongst well-meaning philanthropists and soul-searching superstars, Latin America is truly the forgotten continent, at least to British-educated minds such as mine. Brazil and Argentina are great footballing nations and Colombia produces a great deal of cocaine; across the UK these are probably the only universally known truths. Latin American stories are rare in our newspapers and its history non-existent in our school books. Naturally, the continent receives more attention in Spain and Portugal, whose historical and cultural influence on the region is pronouncedly greater, but it is fair to say that the history and politics of Latin America falls below the radar of most of Europe's attention. And while Latin America may receive significantly less media focus than, say, the Middle East or the Indian sub-continent, it is also fair to say that within the region certain countries remain shrouded in far more obscurity than others. Perhaps none more so than Paraguay, the little known landlocked nation in central South America, whose name is probably only familiar to many through its appearance against England in two World Cups in the last 25 years.


Gimlette punctuates his historical narrative with the story of his own travels accoss the country. He visits an endless array of settlements and colonies where descendants of English, Irish, Australian, Japanese and, in particular, Germans settlers cut incongruous figures, attempting to maintain the traditions of their homeland in isolated, arid pockets of desert farmland. Some of it is illuminating, a lot of it is quite dull and you'd be forgiven for thinking once you've met one lunatic settler community in Paraguay you've met them all. As for the title of the novel, I still have no idea to what it refers. This may be testament to my poor reading skills but I think it more likely a reflection of the author's extremely scattershot writing style, where clear references and unequivocal detail are hard to come by. That said, it is for the most part an entertaining, jovial read and, in all honesty, I doubt there are many other ways, in this Eurocentric literary world, to get a book on Paraguay published.